A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says,.
"What happened?" asked the hospital visitor to the heavily bandaged man sitting up in bed. "Well, I went down to Alton towers and decided to take a ride on the.
A businessman boarded a plane to find, sitting next to him, an elegant woman wearing the largest, most stunning diamond ring he had ever seen. He asked her about it..
One day a farmer had to fly on a plane to go to a funeral. When he was seated, he could see out the window a red fuel truck driving.
A travel agent looked up from his desk to see an older lady and an older gentleman peering in the shop window at the posters showing the glamorous destinations around.
John Smith lived in Staten Island, New York and worked in Manhattan. He had to take the ferryboat home every night. One evening, he got down to the ferry and.
