"What happened?" asked the hospital visitor to the heavily bandaged man sitting up in bed. "Well, I went down to Alton towers and decided to take a ride on the Loch Ness Monster. As we came up to the top of the highest loop, I...
travel / vacation
A man who had spent his whole life in the desert was visiting a friend. To get to his friend's house, he needed to cross the train tracks. He'd never.
A businessman boarded a plane to find, sitting next to him, an elegant woman wearing the largest, most stunning diamond ring he had ever seen. He asked her about it..
One day a farmer had to fly on a plane to go to a funeral. When he was seated, he could see out the window a red fuel truck driving up to the plane. The plane was fueled and they were on their way. The...
A group of American tourists were on a guided tour through an ancient castle in Europe. "Ladies and gentlemen," the guide said, "this castle is over 700 years old. Nothing.
A travel agent looked up from his desk to see an older lady and an older gentleman peering in the shop window at the posters showing the glamorous destinations around.
John Smith lived in Staten Island, New York and worked in Manhattan. He had to take the ferryboat home every night. One evening, he got down to the ferry and found there was a wait for the next boat, so John decided to stop at...
A doctor and his wife were sunbathing on a beach when a well-endowed, beautiful, young, blonde woman in a tight-fitting bikini strolled passed. The woman looked at the doctor, smiled.
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says,.
At a supermarket, a customer asks “In what aisle will I find Irish sausage?” The assistant replies “In the deli department. Are you Irish?” Clearly offended, the man replies “Yes I am, but let me ask you something, if I had asked for bratwurst would...