Editor's note: And they really, really work! Trust me...---------If you were a porch I would take out all the nails and screw you.Can I see the tag on your shirt? I want to see if it is made in heaven.If I said you had a...
the battle of the sexes
10. Cats' facial expressions. 9. The need for the same style of shoe in different colors. 8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds. 7. Fat clothes. 6. Taking a car.
How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb? ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Because no one else in this.
Men are like...Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are.
In response to the woman who accidentally walked into the men's restroom: Please don't feel bad. It wasn't you entering the men's washroom that caused that guy to pee on.
Doctor said the young man lying down on the couch, "you've got to help me! Every night I have the same horrible dream. I'm lying in bed when all of.
What's the difference between sorority girls and Jell-o? Jell-o wiggles when you eat it.
One morning while she was making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife and pinched her on her butt and said, ''You know if you firmed this up we.
Q. How can you tell if your husband is dead? A. The sex is the same, but you get the remote.
A local bakery decided to hire a part-time counter person and ended up with a local co-ed who could work evenings and weekends. She had one eccentric characteristic (which was unknown when she was hired) she wore short skirts and no underwear. Needless to say...