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Bad Bar Code

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On April 22, 2025
When Jane reached the checkout counter, she learned that one of her items had a scratched bar code, making it unreadable to the scanner. Imagine her embarrassment when the cashier got on the intercom and boomed out for all the store to hear, "Price check...

Present for Wife

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On April 8, 2025

After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift. "How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him.

Suit Sales

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On January 24, 2025

When the store manager returned from lunch, he noticed his clerk's hand was bandaged, but before he could ask about the bandage, the clerk had some very good news for.

Salesman’s Advice

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On August 15, 2024
My husband and I couldn’t decide which jacket to buy our granddaughter, so we asked the young salesman. “If you were buying a jacket for your girlfriend,” I said, “which would you get?” “A bulletproof one,” he said. “I’m married.”

Shopping for Earrings

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On August 9, 2024

A lady walks into Harrods. She looks around, spots beautiful diamond earrings and walks over to inspect them. As she bends over to look more closely, she unexpectedly farts. Very.

Impatient Shopper

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On January 30, 2024

A woman was waiting in the checkout line at a shopping center. Her arms were laden with a mop and broom and other cleaning supplies. By her hard glances and.

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4D Experience

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On January 22, 2024
A new supermarket opened near my house. They feature 4D experience while shopping to bring you closer to nature. There is an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and you smell...

Frazzled Cashier

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On December 16, 2023

I was checking out at the busy super market, and the cashier was having problems. The register ran out of paper, the scanner malfunctioned, and finally the cashier spilled a.

Olive Salesman

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On February 2, 2022

The Hodja (a teacher) was selling olives at the market and business was slow. He called to a woman who was passing by and tried to entice her. She shook.

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Long Line

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On April 23, 2021
At a store, a teenage girl stood in line waiting to pay for her items. Three people stood before her in the line. She took out her phone and checked all of her social media accounts, took some selfies and texted a few friends. After...
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