Dear Diary: Aug. 1 - Moved to our new house in Maine. It is so beautiful here. The city is so picturesque. Can hardly wait to see it covered with snow. I LOVE IT HERE. Oct. 14 - New England is the most beautiful place...
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Why does a Texas Aggie keep his fly open? In case he has to count to eleven.
13. The Homecoming Queen Mum won't abdicate or die. 12. Despite the fact that you confessed, and that some portions of the school weren't badly burned, the principal has vindictively.
Why does 6 hate 7? Because 7 8 9
According to a radio report, a middle school in Oregon was faced with a unique problem. A number of girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on.
The student*not necessarily a well-prepared student*sat in his life science classroom staring at a question on the final exam paper. The question directed: "Give four advantages of breast milk. "What.
In a class, a teacher showed the students a brick and said,"Now everybody will tell me what you think about when you see this brick.""I think of our heroic toilers who build communism using such bricks," one student said. "Good. Now you, Sveta." "I think...
One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. A pre-med student rudely interrupted to ask, "Why do we have to learn this stuff?" "To save lives." the professor.
A student comes home with a girlfriend and asks her: "I have spirits and vodka. What would you like?" "Oh! I don't know! Everything is so tasty!"
Now I sit me down in school Where praying is against the rule. For this great nation under God Finds mention of Him very odd. If Scripture now the class recites, It violates the Bill of Rights. And anytime my head I bow Becomes a...