Q) What do you call a dog with no legs?A) Doesn't matter...he won't come to you anyway!Q) What do you call a girl with one leg?A) Ilene!Q) What do you call a guy at your front door with no legs or arms?A) Matt!Q) What do...
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There was this guy and he was pushing his silver car down the road and then he had to stop at a red hotel. When he stopped he got mad..
Q: Two potatoes are standing on the street corner. How can you tell one is the prostitute??? A: It's the one with the sticker that says IDAHO.
How do you make five pounds of fat look good? Add a nipple.
Q. What do you get when you cross a dick and a potato? A. A dictator.
What do you call it when you have a hard time breathing through your ass? ? ? Assma!
What has ears but can't hear? An ear of corn!
Q: what do you see when the doughboy bends over?A: doughnuts
Whats the diffrence between a bad glofer and a bad skydiver.? A bad golfer goes WACK... Shit! A bad skydiver goes Shit!... WACK!
I'm a pain but I do not hurt? What am I? Window pane.