A stumbling drunk is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a baptismal ceremony by a local stream. The priest notices the drunk and says, "My son, do u want to find Jesus?" The drunk says sure and gets in the water. The priest...
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An altar boy comes to confessional and he says: "Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl." The priest asks, "Is that you, little.
There is this atheist swimming in the ocean. All of the sudden he sees this shark in the water, so he starts swimming towards his boat.As he looks back he.
There was this little boy who went to a Catholic school in Michigan. One day at school he went to a nun and said, "I would like to have a brand red bicycle." The nun said, "Before you go to bed tonight, when you get...
A preacher notorious for his lengthy sermons, watched as a man got up and left halfway through his message. The same man returned just before the finish. Afterwards the preacher.
A man walks into a church confessional and says to the priest, “Bless me, father, for I have sinned. I was with seven different women last night.” The priest is.
Three men died in a car accident and came to the Pearly Gates where they met St. Peter who said, "I will ask you each a simple question. If you tell the truth I will allow you into heaven, but if you lie, hell is...
A local priest and deacon stood by the side of the road holding up a sign that read, “The End is Near! Turn yourself around now before it’s too late!”.
A man walks into a church confessional and says to the priest, “Bless me, father, for I have sinned. I was with seven different women last night.” The priest is.
Instead of God creating the world in six days and resting on the seventh, he would have put it off until the night before to get it done. Forbidden fruit would have been eaten because it wasn't cafeteria food. The reason why Cain killed Abel...