An altar boy comes to confessional and he says: "Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl." The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Pagano?" "Yes, Father, it is." "And who was the girl you were with?" "I...
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There is this atheist swimming in the ocean. All of the sudden he sees this shark in the water, so he starts swimming towards his boat.As he looks back he.
There was this little boy who went to a Catholic school in Michigan. One day at school he went to a nun and said, "I would like to have a.
A preacher notorious for his lengthy sermons, watched as a man got up and left halfway through his message. The same man returned just before the finish. Afterwards the preacher asked him where he had gone. "I went to get a haircut," said the man....
A man walks into a church confessional and says to the priest, “Bless me, father, for I have sinned. I was with seven different women last night.” The priest is.
Three men died in a car accident and came to the Pearly Gates where they met St. Peter who said, "I will ask you each a simple question. If you.
A local priest and deacon stood by the side of the road holding up a sign that read, “The End is Near! Turn yourself around now before it’s too late!” They held up the sign to each passing car. “Leave us alone you religious nuts!”...
A man walks into a church confessional and says to the priest, “Bless me, father, for I have sinned. I was with seven different women last night.” The priest is.
Instead of God creating the world in six days and resting on the seventh, he would have put it off until the night before to get it done. Forbidden fruit.
The local priest came across Paddy who had stumbled out of the town tavern. "Paddy," he said, "I'm afraid I'll not be seeing you in Heaven one day." "Really, Father?" slurred Paddy. "What have you done?"