I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. -- Dick Martin
relationships
Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives. "Does you and your wife ever do it doggie style?" "Well... not exactly. She's more into the trick dog aspect of.
In days of old, when knights were bold, this particular knight was leaving for a crusade and called one of his squires, "I'm leaving for the crusade. Here is the.
A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group of people outside a house. He stopped and asked a person why the large crowd was there.A farmer replied, "Joe's mule kicked his mother-in-law and she died.""Well," replied the man, "she...
When marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws.
It's true that all men are born free and equal, but some of them get married!
You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.
A woman who had outlived eight husbands finally passed away. Old friends and enemies alike gathered at her grave side and consoled or bitched with each other, as is so.
Sam & Becky are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. Sam says to Becky, "Becky, I was wondering... Have you ever cheated on me?" Becky replies, "Oh Sam, why would you.
There was this businessman who was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew his wife was a flirtatious sort, so he thought he'd try to get her something to keep her occupied while he was gone, because he didn't much like...