Did you know that Monica Lewinsky is moving to North Carolina? She doesn't know exactly where she'll live, but it's a toss-up between Blowing Rock and Morehead City.
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G.W.Bush was very depressed that people were saying he is stupid. So he calls his good friend Queen Elizabeth, who says, "Now George, what you need to do is to.
Joe was travelling through Mexico on vacation when, lo and behold, he lost his wallet and all identification. Cutting his trip short, he attempts to make his way home but.
The folowing are all quotes from Marion Barry, the mayor of Washington D.C.: "The contagious people of Washington have stood firm against diversity during this long period of increment weather." "I promise you a police car on every sidewalk." "If you take out the killings,...
The president was trying to keep his presidential promise by putting more women on his staff.
A farmer just got married and was going home on his wagon pulled by a team of horses. When one of the hoses stumbled, he said, "That's once." Then it.
Love is a many-splendored thing. Until you have to explain to 300 million people why your splendor "by-product" is causing a tax hike to cover the new Presidential Emergency Dry-Cleaning Fund. Then it's just a pain in the ass. - Alisa Meadows
The AP reports that close associates of the Clintons concede that following the president's confession of infidelity, his relationship with Hillary has turned rather "frosty"... This contrasts with the president's.
Bush and Powell were sitting in a bar. A guy walked in and asked the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Powell?" The barman said, "Yep, that's them." So the guy.
To the tune of "Summer Lovin'" from the musical "Grease" Bill: "Summer intern, had me a blast." Monica: "White house intern, happened so fast." Bill: "Met a girl, crazy for me." Monica: "Met the prez, down on my knees." Bill: "Summer days, sucking away, oh,...