A man passed away and went to heaven. When the man arrived at the pearly gates, St. Peter said, "Come on in. I'll show you around. You'll like it here". Walking through the gates, the man noticed clocks everywhere. There were grandfather clocks, wall clocks,...
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I have only one firm belief in the American political system, and that is this: God is a Republican and Santa Claus is a Democrat. God is an elderly or,.
God: Men, what car you get in Heaven will depend on how faithful you were to your wives on Earth. Man 1: Please God, I can't count how many times.
A guy dies and goes to heaven. It's a slow day for St. Peter, so, upon passing the entrance test, St. Peter says, "I'm not very busy today, why don't you let me show you around?" The guy thinks this is a great idea and...
You've named your kids "Deduction one" and "Deduction two".
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In a recent contest, The Washington Post asked readers to dream up new elements for the Periodic Table. Among the best of the batch: Limbaughium Lb The heaviest known element. It possesses an ever-expanding mass. Very white. Acidic. Emits heat but no light. Instantly polarizes...
Rejected Names For Ross Perot's Political Party 10. The Rosstafarians. 9. United We're Nuts. 8. The Dork-O-Crats. 7. Wacky Ass Billionaires. 6.The "You Might Be A Redneck If You Join.
1.Bullet Proof' vests aren't. 2.The bigger they are, the harder they fall. They also punch, kick and choke harder too. 3.The speed at which you respond to a fight call.
God called the various world leaders including past leaders for an appraisal.Bush,Blair, Shroder,Iddi Amin of Uganda,Mugabe of Zimbabwe, Charles Taylor of Liberia,Eyadema of Togo and Sani Abach of Nigeria.When it got to Bush God stood up and congratulated him for fighting terrorism the same applies...