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A Rare Book

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On February 20, 2025
A collector of rare books ran into an acquaintance who told him he had just thrown away an old Bible that he found in a dusty, old box. He happened to mention that Guten-somebody-or-other had printed it. "Not Gutenberg?" Gasped the collector. "Yes, that was...

Church Offering

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On March 21, 2024

A pastor explained to his congregation that the church was in need of some extra money, so he asked them to consider being more than generous. He offered that whoever.

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Usual Tip

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On March 18, 2024
Johnny paid his way through college by being a waiter in a restaurant. "What's the usual tip?" asked a customer. "Well," said Johnny, "this is my first day, but the other guys said that, if I got five dollars out of you, I'd be doing...

Financial Adviser

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On February 18, 2024

A wealthy ninety year old tycoon is meeting with his new financial adviser. The adviser is very excited and tells the old man, "I just found out about an investment.

Garage Sale

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On November 25, 2023

I took four tires to a friend’s garage sale and was asking $35 apiece. I needed to step away for a bit so I asked him to watch them for.

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Large Donations

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On August 29, 2022
Every Friday night, a little old lady placed $1,000 in the donation box at church. This went on for weeks until the Priest, overcome with curiosity, approached her. “Mrs. Bradley, I couldn’t help but notice that you put $1,000 a week in the donation box,”...
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