GOD is talking to Adam in the Garden of Eden, about the creation of a woman. GOD: Adam how would you like to have a woman to live with you in the garden? ADAM: What is a woman? GOD: A creature like you but much...
men vs women
This older couple were sitting on the front porch in their rocking chairs talking about how they could save money on various necessities. All of a sudden, the old man reached.
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking, their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. "I got a cookbook once," said one, "but I could never do anything with it." "Too much fancy.
My husband was trying to embarrass me at a party by carrying on about all the stuff women carry in their purses. Instead of getting angry or blushing I said, “You’re right. There IS too much stuff in my purse.” So, I removed his wallet,...
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and.
A guy calls up his ex-wife and, disguising his voice, asks to speak to himself. "Sorry, he doesn't live here anymore, we're divorced!" comes the response. Next day, the guy.
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the priest with an unusual offer. “Look, I’ll give you $100 if you’ll change the wedding vows. When you get to the part where I’m to promise to ‘love, honor, and obey’ and ‘forsaking all others, be faithful...
A radical feminist is getting on a bus when, just in front of her, a man gets up from his seat. She thinks to herself, "Here's another man trying to.
An old minister had all of his remaining teeth pulled out. New dentures were being made. The first Sunday, using his new dentures, he only preached 10 minutes. The second.
A child asked his father, "Where did people come from?"His father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on."The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question, and she told him, "We were...