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Birthday Present

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On April 14, 2025
A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks, "I'll buy my wife a cemetery plot for her birthday." Well, you can imagine her disappointment. The next year, her birthday rolls around again and this time he doesn't get her anything....

Shoe Box

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On April 6, 2025

There once was a man and a woman who had been married for more than 60 years. They talked about everything. They kept no secrets from each other except that.

Wearing the Pants

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On April 5, 2025

There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third remains quiet. After a.

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New Cosmetics

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On April 3, 2025
A man's wife had just bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger. She sat in front of the mirror for what had to be hours, applying the "miracle" products. Finally, when she was done, she turned to her...

Three Strikes

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On March 31, 2025

A farmer and his brand new wife were riding home from the chapel in a wagon pulled by a team of horses, when the older horse stumbled. The farmer said,.

Lessons Dad Taught

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On March 27, 2025

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year-old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?" The man matter-of-factly.

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The Bachelor

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On March 20, 2025
The Matchmaker goes to see Mr. Avery, a confirmed bachelor for many years. "Mr. Avery, don't leave it too late. I have exactly the one you need. You only have to say the word and you'll meet and be married in no time!" says the...
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Final Confession

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On March 1, 2025
My wife was dying. I was by her bedside. She said in a tired voice, "There's something I must confess." "Shhh" I said, "there's nothing to confess. Everything is alright." "No I must die in peace. I never really loved you and I had sex...
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