Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: Huh? The light's out?
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Q: How many Alaskan men does it take to change a lightbulb?A: Oh, none ... they just have one of their girlfriends do it. [bitter laugh]
Q: How many folk singers does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: Five. One to change it, and four to sing about how good the old one was.
Q: How many gardeners does it take to change a lightbulb?A: Just one. The new light bulbs are just as easy to change as the older, heavier ones.
Q: How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb?A: I'll have an estimate for you a week from Monday.
Q: How many congressmen does it take to change a light bulb?A: Five hundred and thirty-five, but only if the following conditions are met: The light bulb will not be.
Q: How many Perot supporters does it take to change a light bulb?A: None, they all just quit and go home!
Q: How many vampires does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: None, they *like* it in the dark.
Q: Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?A: 5, one to change the bulb and 4 to get in free because they know the.
Q: How many deaf blind people does it take to change a lightbulb?A: Depends on whether or not you can get them to notice the darkness...