A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother’s pain to the baby's father. He asked if they were willing to try it...
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Eight-year-old Nina brought her report card home from school. Her marks were good, mostly A’s and a couple of B’s. However, her teacher had written across the bottom: “Nina is.
A woman and her 10 year old son were riding in a taxi in New York. It was raining and all the prostitutes were standing under the awnings. “Mom,“ said.
At the Little League meet up, the coach calls over little Charlie, bends down and looks him straight in the eyes. “Look, Charlie,” the coach says, “you know the principles of good sportsmanship, correct? You know the Little League doesn’t allow temper tantrums, shouting at...
A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore.
The family had two twin boys whose only resemblance to each other were their looks. If one felt it was too hot, the other thought it was too cold. If.
A policeman was talking to a class in the small schoolhouse located in West Virginia. After he had explained the duties a policeman has, he asked the class. "If you were to see a car coming in opposite directions on a one-lane road, what would...
A couple of young boys were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track. All of a sudden, the Game Warden jumped out of the bushes. Immediately, one of.
An 8-year-old girl asks her father, "Daddy, what is sex?" The father is somewhat surprised that she would ask such a question. But, he reckons if she's old enough to.
Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the rosy-cheeked youngster was up to, he politely asked, “What are you up to there, Tim?” “My goldfish died,” replied Tim tearfully, without looking up,...