A grade school teacher often gave her students Lifesavers as a treat. The children began to identify the flavors by their color: Red...................Cherry Yellow................Lemon Green.................Lime Purple ...............Grape Finally the teacher.
The father of five children had won a toy at a raffle. He called his kids together to ask which one should have the present. "Who is the most obedient?".
For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house. One day the mother allowed the boy.
A mother and her young son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The little boy had been looking out of the window. He turned to his mother.
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What's are these, Dad?" To which.
In a 2nd grade classroom, a teacher leads a lesson on the origins of food. It goes like this: Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Eggs!" Teacher:.
