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Candy Colors

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On November 30, 2022
A grade school teacher often gave her students Lifesavers as a treat. The children began to identify the flavors by their color: Red...................Cherry Yellow................Lemon Green.................Lime Purple ...............Grape Finally the teacher gave them all honey lifesavers. None of the children could identify the taste. The teacher...

Raffle Winnings

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On November 25, 2022

The father of five children had won a toy at a raffle. He called his kids together to ask which one should have the present. "Who is the most obedient?".

Commandment

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On October 25, 2022

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to “honor” thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, “Is.

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Baby Brother

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On October 15, 2022
For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house. One day the mother allowed the boy to feel the movements of the unborn child. The six-year old was obviously impressed, but...

Baby Planes

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On September 27, 2022

A mother and her young son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The little boy had been looking out of the window. He turned to his mother.

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A Matter of Packaging

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On August 22, 2022
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What's are these, Dad?" To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe...

Today’s Lesson

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On July 27, 2022

In a 2nd grade classroom, a teacher leads a lesson on the origins of food. It goes like this: Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Eggs!" Teacher:.

Prayer for Money

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On July 24, 2022

A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write a letter to the Lord requesting the $100. When the postal.

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Painless Childbirth

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On July 11, 2022
A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother’s pain to the baby's father. He asked if they were willing to try it...
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