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Report Card

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On July 4, 2023
Eight-year-old Sally brought her report card home from school. Her marks were good mostly A’s and a couple of B’s. However, her teacher had written across the bottom:"Sally is a smart little girl, but she has one fault. She talks too much in school. I have...

Beauty Regimen

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On June 29, 2023

Little Johnny watched fascinated as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face."Why do you do that, mommy?" he asked."To make myself beautiful," said his mother. After a few minutes,.

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Gray Hair

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On June 16, 2023
A curious child asked his mother, “Mommy, why are some of your hairs turning gray?” The mother tried to use this occasion to teach her child about good behavior and obedience and said, “It is because of you, dear. Every time you misbehave, throw a...

Following Directions

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On June 4, 2023

A new family in the neighborhood overslept and their six-year-old daughter missed her school bus. The father, though late for work himself, had to drive her. In a rush, he.

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Lost in Service

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On May 27, 2023
One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex standing in the foyer of the church staring up at a large plaque. It was covered with names and small American flags mounted on either side of it. The six-year old had been staring at the plaque...

Need a Ride?

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On May 26, 2023

A 10-year-old girl was walking home alone from school one day, when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up beside her. After following along for a while, turns.

A Calling

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On May 11, 2023

After a church service on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, "Mom, I've decided to become a minister when I grow up." "That's okay with us, but what.

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God’s Creation

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On May 10, 2023
A little girl was sitting on her grandfather's lap as he read her a bedtime story. From time to time, she would take her eyes off the book and reach up to touch his wrinkled cheek. She was alternately stroking her own cheek, then his...
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