A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his parents, "How was I born?" "Well, Honey..." said the boy's mom, "the stork brought you to us." "Oh," said the boy. "Well, how did you and daddy get born?" he asked. "Oh, the stork...
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The teenager lost a contact lens while playing basketball in his driveway. After a brief, fruitless search, he gave up. His mother took up the cause and within minutes she.
The husband and wife were waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joined them after a few minutes.When the bus arrived, they found it overloaded,.
Ms. Smith, a kindergarten teacher with over 20 years of experience, was observing her pupils at recess when she found one of her students making faces at others on the playground.She approached the child, and aware of all the children watching and learning, she kneeled...
A seven-year-old girl walked into her mother's bedroom in the middle of the night and asked her to tell her a bedtime story.The mother wasn't thrilled with the request and.
Little Johnny was asked by his mother what he had learned at Sunday school."Well, Mom, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind enemy lines on a rescue mission.
Three boys are in the school yard bragging about their fathers.The first boy says, "My dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper; he calls it a poem; they give him $50." The second boy says, "That's nothing. My dad scribbles a few...
Little Hope was practicing the violin in the living room while her father was trying to read in the den.The family dog was lying in the den, and as the.
A child asked his father, "Where did people come from?"His father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on."The child then.
The coach called one of his 9-year-old baseball players aside and asked, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?""Yes, coach", replied the boy."Do you understand that what matters is that we win or lose as a team?"The boy nodded in agreement.The coach...