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Little Leprechaun

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On March 17, 2021
A little boy asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, so she said yes. When he went to wipe his bum there was no toilet paper so he used his hands. When he got back to class his teacher asked, 'What do...

She Bears

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On March 3, 2021

A minister was talking to a children's Sunday school class about the Old Testament story of the children who mocked Elisha on his journey to Bethel. For once, he had.

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Field Trip

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On February 16, 2021
An elementary school class goes on a field trip to the police station. At the station, an officer points to the 10 MOST WANTED list and tells the children that these are the most dangerous and wanted fugitives in the USA. Little Johnny looks at...

Helpful Nephew

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On February 9, 2021

I walked into my sister's kitchen and found my nephew having a snack. "Where's your mother?" I asked. "She is upstairs, said she was going to take a shower." came.

Dental Visit

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On February 3, 2021

A shy little 4-year-old came in to the dentist for his first cleaning and check-up. The hygienist tried to strike up a conversation but no re-sponse. After the cleaning, the.

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Big People Words

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On January 31, 2021
A group of four-year-olds were trying very hard to become accustomed to school. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk! "You need to use 'Big People' words," she was always reminding them. "John what did... you do over...

Punishment

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On January 25, 2021

A teenage son comes to his father and with a smirk on his face says, "Dad, remember when I was younger, and you saw me kill a butterfly and you.

Lost Boots

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On January 21, 2021

At the end of one cold winter day, when all the other children were leaving, the teacher found one little kid crying, so she asked him what was wrong.He sobbed,.

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School Visit

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On July 15, 2019
After delivering a speech at an elementary school, the president lets the kids ask a few questions. One little boy, Joe raises his hand and asks, “How come you invaded Iraq without the support of the United Nations?” Just as the president begins to answer,...
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