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She Bears

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On March 3, 2021
A minister was talking to a children's Sunday school class about the Old Testament story of the children who mocked Elisha on his journey to Bethel. For once, he had everyone's attention, as he described how the youngsters taunted the poor old prophet and how...

Field Trip

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On February 16, 2021

An elementary school class goes on a field trip to the police station. At the station, an officer points to the 10 MOST WANTED list and tells the children that.

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Helpful Nephew

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On February 9, 2021
I walked into my sister's kitchen and found my nephew having a snack. "Where's your mother?" I asked. "She is upstairs, said she was going to take a shower." came the reply "Do you know how long it's been? I need to ask her an...

Dental Visit

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On February 3, 2021

A shy little 4-year-old came in to the dentist for his first cleaning and check-up. The hygienist tried to strike up a conversation but no re-sponse. After the cleaning, the.

Big People Words

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On January 31, 2021

A group of four-year-olds were trying very hard to become accustomed to school. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk! "You need to.

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Punishment

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On January 25, 2021
A teenage son comes to his father and with a smirk on his face says, "Dad, remember when I was younger, and you saw me kill a butterfly and you told me 'No butter for a week.'" "Yeah," said the father. "And remember when you...

Lost Boots

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On January 21, 2021

At the end of one cold winter day, when all the other children were leaving, the teacher found one little kid crying, so she asked him what was wrong.He sobbed,.

School Visit

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On July 15, 2019

After delivering a speech at an elementary school, the president lets the kids ask a few questions. One little boy, Joe raises his hand and asks, “How come you invaded.

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Card for Dad

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On March 9, 2019
Father's Day was near when I brought my three-year-old son, Tyler, to the card store. Inside, I showed him the cards for dads and told him to pick one. When I looked back, Tyler was picking up one card after another, opening them up and...
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