There were three little boys visiting their grandparents. The oldest came out and asked his grandpa, "Can you make a sound like a frog, Grandpappy? Grandpa, being in a kind of ill mood, responds, "No, I don't really want to make the sound of a...
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A young man comes home and says "Dad, just got my driver's license and would like to use the family car." Father replies, "O.K., son. But, first, you have to.
A grade school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's.
The kindergarten teacher was showing pictures of animals to her students to see how many they could name. She held up a picture of a lamb, and a little girl said, "That's a sheep!" "That's right!" said the teacher. "How about this one?" she said,...
Two boys met at the playground. They sat on the swings and started talking. "My name is Billy. What's yours?" asked the first boy. "Tommy," replied the second. "My daddy.
A father came home from a long business trip to find his son riding a very fancy new 10 speed bike. "Where did you get the money for the bike? It.
Little Susie, a six year old, complained, "Mommy, I've got a stomachache." "That's because your stomach is empty," the mother replied. "You would feel better if you had something in it." That afternoon, Susie heard her father complaining that he had a severe headache all...
Two brothers, 6 and 8, were discussing whether the words 'hell' and 'ass' were curse words. They both agreed that they were in the Bible and they didn't believe they.
Little Johnny wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents for days. Finally his mother talked his reluctant father into taking him. "So how was it?" his mother.
A little boy asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, so she said yes. When he went to wipe his bum there was no toilet paper so he used his hands. When he got back to class his teacher asked, 'What do...