Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?" "Because white is the color of happiness," her mother explained. "And today is the happiest day in her life." The child thought about this...
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A grandfather always made a special effort with his grandchildren. Many Sunday mornings he would take his 7-year old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some bonding.
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the.
A priest approached a small boy on the street and said: "Could you tell me where the Post Office is, please?" The boy gave him directions and the priest said: "Thank you. If you come to my sermon tonight, I will tell you how to...
A four year old was at the pediatrician for a check up. As the doctor looked down her ears with an otoscope, he asked, "Do you think I'll find Big.
Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said "Fried chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right because everyone else laughed. My parents.
Little Johnny asked his dad for a dollar to give to a little old lady at the park. His father impressed by his son’s kindness, gave him the dollar. The next day, Little Johnny asked his dad for another dollar, again for the little old lady at...
A five year old boy asks his father, "Dad what's between mom's legs?" "Paradise," replies the father not knowing what to say to a five year old. "And what's between.
A little boy was sitting outside a store eating one snickers candy bar after another, when an older man walked up and said, "You shouldn't be eating so much candy,.
"Hello?" "Hi honey this is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?" "No Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul." After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul." "Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room...