A married couple was having a conversation. The husband asked his wife: "If i ever win the lottery what would you do?" The wife's respond was: "I would take half and leave you!" The husband said: "Well, your in luck - I won the lottery!...
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A couple had been married 50 years and decided they wanted to renew their vows. They were discussing the details of their second wedding with their friends. She wasn't going.
A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted, “Excuse me, can you.
A woman was waiting in the checkout line at a shopping center. Her arms were laden with a mop and broom and other cleaning supplies. By her hard glances and deep sighs, it was obvious she was in hurry and not a happy camper about...
I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his dental diploma, which bore his full name. Suddenly, I remembered a tall,.
Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said.
A group of Americans are touring Ireland. One of the women in the group is a real curmudgeon, constantly complaining: "The bus seats are uncomfortable, food is terrible, too hot, too cold, accommodation is dreadful..." One day, the group arrives at the site of the...
In a 2nd grade classroom, a teacher leads a lesson on the origins of food. It goes like this: Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Eggs!" Teacher:.
A crusty looking old man walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window,"I want to open a damn checking account." To which the astonished woman replies,.
A guy comes to the produce store and asks for half a watermelon. The associate explains they don’t sell halves. The customer insists and finally asks to speak to the manager. The associate enters the manager’s office and says, “Boss, there is this idiot at...