One year, I needed a second job and worked as a Santa at a huge mall. My disguise was so good, when my wife brought our son to visit Santa, he didn't recognize me at all. He sat on my lap and asked me for...
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Not long ago and far away, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip, but there were problems everywhere. Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves did.
A little know historical fact: Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment.
The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large turkey came strutting onto the field. While the players gazed in amazement, the turkey walked up to the head coach and demanded a tryout. Everyone stared in silence as the turkey...
Santa was very upset. It was Christmas Eve and NOTHING was going right!Mrs. Claus had burned all the cookies. The elves were complaining about not getting paid for the overtime.
