Three women were out golfing one day and one of them hit her ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I...
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Q. Why does a bride smile when she walks up the aisle? A. She knows she's given her last blow job.
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying!" ~~~ First guy (proudly):.
Q: Why do men like smart women?A: Opposites attract.
Why are men smart and women talk a lot? Because men have two heads and woman have four lips!
Mirrors are female because none of their reflections are really their own. Stamps are female because men like to lick them, stick them, and then send them away. Windows are.
Two babies were sitting in their cribs, when one baby shouted to the other, "Are you a little girl or a little boy?" "I don't know," replied the other baby giggling. "What do you mean, you don't know?" said the first baby. "Well, I do,"...
It was Saturday morning as Jake, an avid hunter, woke up raring to go bag the first deer of the season. He walks down to the kitchen to get a.
Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success. Finally, they came up with a foolproof plan. They got a very authentic female moose costume and learned the mating call.
Van der Merwe is invited to have lunch with the Queen. While sitting at her table he says to her: "Jis you know Queen you have got such a nice house, and you know Queen your clothes are so nice and you know Queen your...