A man was sitting with a few beers watching T.V. When his wife came home she opened the door to the house and said to her husband "Honey could please fix this door, it's gonna fall off". He replied "Do I look like I have...
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Q: What do you call a lesbian with a long tongue? A: Well Hung!!
A survey has found that about 90% of all Hallmark greeting cards are purchased by women. In order to attract more males to buy and exchange greeting cards, the following.
If men ruled the world: Any fake phone number a girl gave you would automatically forward your call to her real number. Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed an acceptable response to "I love you." Hallmark would make "Sorry, what was your...
1. We got off the Titanic first. 2. We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses. 3. We never ejaculate prematurely. 4. We get to flirt with systems.
What did God say after he created man? "I can do better than this" and he made woman. But the disruptions created in Adam's internals when God removed his rib.
They came out with a new douche powder it's made from Alum, Honey, and Chicken Fat. The Alum makes it tighter for the peter, the Honey makes it sweeter for the eater, and the Chicken fat makes it finger licking good.
A group of girlfriends are on vacation when they see a 5- story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands,.
Why are penis so depressed? Because they only have one eye, No brains in their head, Two nuts for friends, and a asshole for a neighbor. Submitted by Admin Edited.
I'M GLAD I'M A WOMAN I'm glad I'm a woman, yes I am, yes I am. I don't live off of Budweiser, Beer Nuts and Spam. I don't brag to my buddies about my erections. I won't drive to Hell before I ask for directions....