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Surprise Tickets

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On February 4, 2025
A young couple got married and went away on their honeymoon. After two weeks they came back and finally put away all of the presents they received from friends and family. Since this was a new home, the process took some time. A week later,...

Bank Robbery

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On December 2, 2024

A hooded robber burst into a bank and forced the tellers to load a sack full of cash. As he was about to exit, one brave customer grabbed the hood and pulled.

Stolen Card

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On August 19, 2024

A man receives a call from his Credit Card Company, “Sir, we have detected an unusual pattern of spending on your card, and we are calling to see if everything.

Bank Robber

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In Sarcastic One-Liners
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On August 7, 2024
A bank robber walked over to one of his hostages and said: "Did you see my face?" "Yes," said the hostage. And then the robber shot him dead. Then he turned to the next man and asked: "Did you see my face?" "No," he said...

Robbery

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On September 13, 2023

A young, poor-looking woman walked into a liquor store with two guns, pointed them at the shopkeeper, and said, "Give me six bottles of scotch whiskey and all the money.

Counterfeit Money

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On September 10, 2023

A big-city counterfeiter decided the best place to pass off his phony $18 bills would be in some small, rural, out-of-the-way town. So he got into his new, fine car,.

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Tricky Burglar

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On June 18, 2023
A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. The desk sergeant says “You’ll get your chance in court, sir”. Man says “No, No, No, I just want to know how he...

Counter Fitting

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On June 6, 2023

Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along well with the guards and all his fellow inmates. The warden saw that deep down, Andy.

Broken Into

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On April 1, 2023

An elderly woman called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car had been broken into.She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher: "They've stolen.

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Robbery in D.C.

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On March 29, 2023
Late one night, in Washington D.C. a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into a path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. "Give me your money!!!" he demanded. Indignant, the affluent man replied, "You can't do this – I am...
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