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Mental Hospital

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On January 2, 2025
Anthony and David were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day, while they were walking, they passed the hospital swimming pool and Anthony suddenly dove into the deep end. He sank to the bottom and stayed there. David promptly jumped in and saved him,...

Mental Hospital

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On August 11, 2023

A visitor at a mental hospital asks the director what the criteria are for defining whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. "Well," said the doctor, "we fill up.

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Good Thinking

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On June 13, 2023
A doctor of psychiatry is doing his normal morning rounds at the hospital when he enters the ward. He finds Arnold sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half. Meanwhile Mark is hanging from the ceiling by his feet. The...

Scared Sleepless

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On February 25, 2023

Shakey went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. I get under the bed, I think.

Mean Old Man

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On August 2, 2022

An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screaming and yelling could be heard deep into the.

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Mental Patient

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On February 15, 2021
Mr. Jones is driving past the state mental hospital when his left rear tire suffers a flat. While he is changing the tire, another car goes by, running over the hub cap in which he was keeping the lug nuts. The nuts are all knocked...

The Genie

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On January 21, 2014

A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course lined with million-dollar houses. On the third tee, the husband said, "Honey, be very careful when you.

Making Progress

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On January 4, 2014

A psychiatrist congratulated his patient on making such good progress. "You call this progress?" snapped the patient. "Six months ago, I was Abraham Lincoln. Now I'm nobody!"

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