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Judge’s Question

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On September 22, 2024
A guy appeared in court for killing his wife after catching her in bed with another man. Passing sentence, the judge said: "Can I ask, why did you kill your wife instead of just killing her lover?" The defendant replied: "But your honor, is it...

Arrogant Defendant

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On September 5, 2023

A defendant wasn’t happy with how things were going in court, so he gave the judge a hard time. Judge: “Where do you work?” Defendant: “Here and there.” Judge: “What.

Corrupt Juror

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On January 20, 2023

Murphy, a dishonest lawyer, bribed a man on his client's jury to hold out for a charge of manslaughter, as opposed to the charge of murder which was brought by.

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Calling a Witness

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On December 2, 2022
In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?" She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you...

Solid Witness

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On November 24, 2022

A carpenter was giving evidence about an accident he had witnessed. The lawyer for the defendant was trying to discredit him and asked him how far away he was from.

The Hammer

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On October 10, 2022

The defendant was before the judge in court. The judge says "You have been charged with the murder of your wife by smashing her skull with a hammer until she.

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Grounds for a Divorce

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On March 18, 2022
A judge was interviewing a lady regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are the grounds for your divorce?” She replied, “About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by.” “No,” he said, “I mean...

Wise Judge

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On October 2, 2021

Several women appeared in court, each accusing the others of causing the trouble that they were having in the apartment building where they all lived. After a lot of back.

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Reasonable Doubt

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On March 5, 2021
At a courtroom in Oklahoma a person is on trial for murder.There is strong evidence indicating guilt; however, there is no corpse. In the defense's closing statement the lawyer, knowing that his client is guilty and that it looks like he'll probably be convicted, resorts...
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