Michael Jackson virus: Hard to identify because it is constantly altering its appearance. This virus won't harm your PC, but it will trash your car.
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Dilberted To be exploited and oppressed by your boss. Derived from the experiences of Dilbert, the geek-in-hell comic strip character. "I've been dilberted again. The old man revised the specs.
A reporter goes way up into the hills of West Virginia to write an article about the area. He meets an old man in a small town and asks him.
The prime minister of India was at the White House. One embarrassing moment was when President Bush said to the prime minister, 'Could you take a look at my computer?' 'I'm having some problems with it, I can't seem to get through on the tech...
Dear Mr. Johnson: Ann Landers wouldn't print this. I have nowhere else to turn. I have to get the word out. Warn other parents. I must be rambling on. Let.
Q: Did you hear about the Microsoft crystal ball? A: Ask it something and it replies: "Answer unclear. Add 20 Meg of RAM and ask again later."
Twas the night before Y2K and all through the house we all were in hiding, me, my kids, and my spouse. The firewood piled floor to ceiling with care the cupboards all packed with non-perishables to spare. The windows were barred to protect us from...
do you know what the pope and a christmas tree have in common?there balls are for decoration only
1. Compaq is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" to "Press Return Key" because of the flood of calls asking where the "Any" key is. 2. AST technical support.
A computer was something on TV from a science fiction show of note. A window was something you hated to clean and ram was the cousin of a goat. Meg was the name of my girlfriend and gig was a job for the nights. Now...