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Frantic Call

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On July 13, 2021
A fellow nurse at my hospital received a call from an anxious patient. "I'm diabetic and I'm afraid I've had too much sugar today," the caller said. "Well, let's see. Do you feel any symptoms? Are you light-headed?" my colleague asked. "No," the caller answered,...

Speeding Blonde

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On May 18, 2021

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also blonde. The blonde cop.

Great Loan

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On April 26, 2021

A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the Loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to.

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A Swimming Competition

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On April 21, 2021
There was a competition to cross the English channel doing only the breaststroke, and the three women who entered the race were a brunette, a redhead and a blonde. After approximately 14 hours, the brunette staggered up on the shore and was declared the fastest....

First Aid

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On March 12, 2021

"How come you're late?" asked the bartender as the blonde waitress walked into the bar. "I had an awful time getting here," she explained. "I was walking down Elm street.

Blonde in a Wreck

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On August 27, 2018

A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when the.

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Special Haircut

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On May 23, 2018
A blonde was rollerblading with her headphones on.  She stopped at a hair salon and asked for a haircut. She instructed that the hair stylist could not take off her headphones. The stylist replied refusing to cut her hair, so she left. She went to...

Blonde and Turkey

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On November 27, 2015
It was the first time the blonde was eating Thanksgiving dinner without her family. Trying to re-enact the tradition, she prepared a dinner for herself alone. The next day, her mother called to see how everything went."Oh, mother, I made myself a lovely dinner, but...
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