There are two blondes and a brunette on an island. One of the blondes finds a bottle and a genie pops out. The genie says he will grant them one wish each (you get the picture) The first blonde says, "I need to get off...
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A new, blonde employee calls the Help Desk to complain that there's something wrong with her password. "The problem is that whenever I type the password, it just shows stars,".
Three girls worked in the same office for the same female boss. Each day, they noticed the boss left work early. The girls decided that the next day, when the boss.
A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived. After taking a quick look around and inside of the car, he...
Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation. They get drunk and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in.
A blonde and a redhead are watching the late news. The redhead bets the blonde $50 that the mean in the lead story, who is on the ledge of a.
A fellow nurse at my hospital received a call from an anxious patient. "I'm diabetic and I'm afraid I've had too much sugar today," the caller said. "Well, let's see. Do you feel any symptoms? Are you light-headed?" my colleague asked. "No," the caller answered,...
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also blonde. The blonde cop.
There was a competition to cross the English channel doing only the breaststroke, and the three women who entered the race were a brunette, a redhead and a blonde. After.
"How come you're late?" asked the bartender as the blonde waitress walked into the bar. "I had an awful time getting here," she explained. "I was walking down Elm street and there was a terrible accident. A man was thrown from his car and he...