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Cold Sergeant

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On April 12, 2025
The Captain called the Sergeant in. "Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private Jones' mother died yesterday. Better go tell him and send him in to see me." So the Sergeant calls for his morning formation and lines up all the troops. "Listen up,...

Morning Run

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On August 24, 2024

The drill sergeant making his morning announcements to a group of newcomers in a training camp, stated: "Today, gentlemen, I have some good news and some bad news. First, the.

End of Drill

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On April 26, 2022

A group of soldiers stood in formation at an Army Base. The Drill Sergeant said, "All right! All you idiots fall out." As the rest of the squad wandered away,.

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Russian Military Lecture

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On September 15, 2021
The commanding officer at the Russian military academy (the equivalent of a 4-star general in the U.S.) gave a lecture on potential problems and military strategy. At the end of the lecture, he asked if there were any questions. An officer stood up and asked,...

Rainbow Hunter

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On May 12, 2016

Did you know that the US Navy is issuing extension cords to all their pilots? If their parachute fails after bailing out - the pilot simply throws the extension cord.

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