The Captain called the Sergeant in. "Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private Jones' mother died yesterday. Better go tell him and send him in to see me." So the Sergeant calls for his morning formation and lines up all the troops. "Listen up,...
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The drill sergeant making his morning announcements to a group of newcomers in a training camp, stated: "Today, gentlemen, I have some good news and some bad news. First, the.
A group of soldiers stood in formation at an Army Base. The Drill Sergeant said, "All right! All you idiots fall out." As the rest of the squad wandered away,.
The commanding officer at the Russian military academy (the equivalent of a 4-star general in the U.S.) gave a lecture on potential problems and military strategy. At the end of the lecture, he asked if there were any questions. An officer stood up and asked,...
Did you know that the US Navy is issuing extension cords to all their pilots? If their parachute fails after bailing out - the pilot simply throws the extension cord.