animals
A poor man was poaching lobsters at the beach. A game warden, his first day on the job, saw him and said: "I'm going to have to arrest you. Poaching.
A guy spots a sign outside a house that reads “Talking Dog for Sale.” Intrigued, he walks in. “So what have you done with your life?” he asks the dog..
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right foot as they walk. As they meet, one man looks at the other knowingly, points to.
There were two guys that went to hunt for a gorilla for the zoo. Since they had to catch it alive, they went prepared. They had a pair of handcuffs, a high power rifle.
Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn't accommodate her with an "after-hours" appointment and since she had to go to work, she told him, "I'll.
Auditioning for a job at a circus were a young man and a young woman. The woman said, “I’ll go first.” She walked past the chair, the whip, and the.