A Swiss man, looking for directions, pulls up at a bus stop where two Americans are waiting.“Entschuldigung, koennen Sie Deutsch sprechen?” he asks.The two Americans just stare at him.“Excusez-moi, parlez vous Fracais?” he tries. The two continue to stare.“Parlare Italiano?” No response. “Hablan ustedes Espanol?”...
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An old Indian chief sat in his hut on the reservation, smoking a ceremonial pipe and eyeing two US government officials sent to interview him. "Chief Two Eagles," asked one.
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says,.