Strange Parrot

This one married man was suspecting his wife cheating on him while he is at work so he goes out to a bird pet store to buy a parrot and much to his dismay the store clerk tells him that he has only 1 left and is clawless and hangs on its perch by its little pecker so this hubby takes it home into the garage and trains it to talk. Two weeks later before work he leaves it in the living room and goes off to work. That same day later he comes home and takes the parrot out to his garage and starts talking with, ok birdie what happen? the parrot says well a man showed up & your wife lets him in and they sat on the couch together and started making out…….go on says the hubby…..well they began French kissing and the guy removes your wife’s bra and also removed all her other garments and he took off all his garments and got on top of her……ok says the hubby what happen next did they bang each other or not? IDK says the parrot I could not see anything after that because I had a hard on & fell of the perch.