Soon to be Three
The newly wed wife said to her husband when he returned from work: “I have great news for you. Pretty soon we’re going to be three in this house instead of two.”
The husband started glowing with happiness and kissing his wife said: “Oh darling, I’m the happiest man in the world.”
But then she said: “I’m glad that you feel this way because tomorrow morning my mother moves in with us.”
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