Sign on restaurant window: "Don't

Sign on restaurant window: “Don’t stand there and be hungry. Come in and get fed up.” Sign in a bowling alley: “Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop.” Sign for a litter of dachshund pups: “Get a `long` little doggie!” Sign in a cafeteria: “Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. In pencil beneath the sign: Socks can eat anyplace they want.”Sign on a music library’s door: “Bach in a minuet.”