Serious Relationship

The other day, while I was seeing my shrink, he asked me what I looked for in a woman. Naturally I replied, “Big tits.”He said, “No, I meant for a serious relationship.”So I said, “Oh, seriously big tits.””No, no, no. I mean what do you look for in the one woman you want to spend the rest of your life with?” He looked at me kind of worried as I just sat there on his couch laughing until my gut hurt.”Spend the rest of my life with one woman? No woman’s tits are that big.”