Religious Objects

A teacher asks her students what religious objects they have in their homes.
One boy answers, “We have a picture of a woman with a halo holding a baby and every day my mother kneels in front of it.”
The next little boy says, “We have a brass statue of a man seated with crossed legs and a Chinese face, and every day my parents burn an incense stick before it.”
Then a third boy pipes up, “In the bathroom we have a flat, square box with numbers on it. Every day my mother stands on it first thing in the morning and screams, ‘OH MY GOD!!!'”