Pick up lines

Editor’s note: And they really, really work! Trust me…———If you were a porch I would take out all the nails and screw you.Can I see the tag on your shirt? I want to see if it is made in heaven.If I said you had a nice body would you hold it againest me?”Do you have a quarter? “*What for?* “I want to call my mom and tell her I met the girl of my dreams.”Do you lay on your stomach at night? Can I?–Grace H.Phx. AZ