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Q. How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?…
Q. How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
A. Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
El �ltimo d�a de clases,
El �ltimo d�a de clases, los alumnos le llevaron regalos a la maestra: el hijo del florista le entreg� un ramo de flores y la hija del confitero, una bonita caja de bombones. En eso, el hijo del due�o de la licorer�a se acerc� cargando una caja grande y pesada. Al recibirla, la maestra se dio cuenta que algo escurr�a por la base. Con el dedo recogi� una gota del l�quido y la prob�.
“�Es vino?”, pregunta tratando de adivinar.
“No”, responde el chico.
La maestra prob� otra gota:
“�Champa�a?”
“No”.
“Me rindo, �qu� es?”
“�Un perrito!”
Incurable Disease
A guy goes to the doctor and the doctor tells him, “I have some very bad news for you. I’m afraid that you’re afflicted with a fatal and incurable disease.”
So the guy asks, “Well isn’t there ANYTHING I can do, doc?”
“Hmmm… maybe you should go to a spa and start taking daily mud baths.” The doctor tells the patient.
“Mud baths? Will that help me, doc?”
“Probably not… but at least you’ll get used to being covered in dirt!”
shop keeper wanted
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WANTED
A tall well-built woman with good
reputation, who can cook frogs
legs, who appreciates a good fuc-
schia garden, classic music and tal-
king without getting too serious.
But please only read lines 1,3 and 5.
Trombone joke
Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.
pilsberry dough boy
why did the pilsberry dough boy die?
because of severe pokes in the belly.