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Happiest Day
Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, “Why is the bride dressed in white?”
“Because white is the color of happiness,” her mother explained. “And today is the happiest day in her life.”
The child thought about this for a moment. “So why is the groom wearing black?”
Did you hear………
Did you hear about the shepherd who drove his sheep through town? He was given a ticket for making a ewe turn.
I can totally…..
I can totally keep secrets. It’s the people I tell them to that can’t.
Winning the Lottery
A married couple was having a conversation. The husband asked his wife: “If i ever win the lottery what would you do?” The wife’s respond was: “I would take half and leave you!” The husband said: “Well, your in luck – I won the lottery! So, here’s $6 and get outta here!”
Effects of Drinking
A biology teacher wished to demonstrate to his students the harmful effects of alcohol on living organisms. For his experiment, he showed them a beaker with pond water in which there was a thriving civilization of worms. When he added some alcohol into the beaker the worms doubled-up and died.
“Now,” he said,” what do you learn from this?”
An eager student gave his answer.
“Well the answer is obvious,” he said ” if you drink alcohol, you’ll never have worms.”
‘Gods are fragile…..
‘Gods are fragile things, they may be killed by a whiff of science or a dose of common sense.’