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Annual Physical Checkup
An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man, “I need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample.”
The old man, being hard of hearing, looks at his wife and yells: “WHAT?”
“What did he say? What’s he want?”
His wife yells back, “He needs your underwear.”
Why play so …..
Why play so hard to get when you are already so hard to want?
Among the things…..
Among the things that are so simple even a child can operate them are parents.
Sleeping Pill
Tom had a sleeping problem and was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he didn’t do something about it. He recommended that Tom gets a prescription for a sleeping pill. So Tom went to his doctor who gave him a pill and told him to take it before he went to bed. Tom slept well, and in fact, beat the alarm in the morning. He had a leisurely breakfast and drove cheerfully to work.
“Boss”, he said, “The pill actually worked!”
“That’s all fine” said the boss, “But where were you yesterday?”
If you can……..
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
Telephone Poles
Two telephone company crews were putting up telephone poles. At the end of the day, the company foreman asked the first crew how many poles they had put in the ground. “Fifteen” was the answer.
“Not bad, not bad at all,” the foreman said.
Turning to the blonde crew he asked how many they had put in. “Four” was the answer.
“Four?” the foreman yelled. “The others did fifteen, and you only did four?”
“Yes,” replied the leader of the blonde group, “But go look at how much they left sticking out of the ground.”