New Son-in-Law

A very successful businessman had  a meeting with his new son-in-law. “I love my daughter, and now I  welcome you into the family,” said the man. “To show you how much we  care for you, I’m making you a 50-50 partner in my business. All you  have to do is go to the factory every day and learn the operations.”
The son-in-law interrupted, “I hate factories. I can’t stand the noise.”
“I see,” replied the father-in-law. “Well, then you’ll work in the office and take charge of some of the operations.”
“I hate office work,” said the son-on-law. “I can’t stand being stuck behind a desk all day.”
“Wait a minute,” said the father-in-law. “I just make you half-owner of a  moneymaking organization, but you don’t like factories and won’t work  in a office. What am I going to do with you?”
“Easy,” said the young man. “Buy me out.”