Mother nature
By A man and his wife are out playing golf. They tee off and his drive goes to
the right while her drive goes to the left. The wife finds her ball in a patch
of buttercups.
She grabs a club and takes a mighty swing at the ball. She hits a beautiful
second shot, but in the process she hacks the hell out of the buttercups.
Suddenly a woman appears out of nowhere.
The mystery woman looks at the wife and says, “I’m Mother Nature and I don’t
like the way you treated my buttercups. From now on, you won’t be able to stand
the taste of butter. Each time you eat butter, you will become physically ill to
the point of total nausea.”
The mystery woman then disappears as quickly as she appears. Shaken, the wife
calls out to her husband, “Hey, where’s your ball?”
“It’s over here in the pussy willows.”
The wife screams back, “DON’T HIT THE BALL!!!! DON’T HIT THE BALL!!!!”