Milk Bath
A blonde heard that baths in milk would make her beautiful. She called a local milk farm and ordered 25 gallons of milk.
When the customer service representative read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he called to clarify the point.
When the blonde answered, he said, “I have your order for 25 gallons of milk. Did you mean 2.5 gallons?”
The blonde said, “No, I want 25 gallons. I’m going to fill my bath tub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful forever.”
The rep asked, “Oh, in that case, do you care if it’s pasteurized?
The blonde said, “No, just up to my boobs. I can splash it on my eyes if I need to!”
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