One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife "Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off your butt!" His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such...
I love my life, but it just wants to be friends...
Heaven and hell are separated by a big chain-link fence. Well, one day hell was having a big party and it got a little out of hand. God heard the ruckus and.
Two wrongs don’t make a right, take your parents as an example.
A young woman had been taking golf lessons. She had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting. Her pain was so intense that.
Betty and Tim die in a car accident on the eve of their wedding. In Heaven, they ask St. Peter if they can still be married. "Well, let me find.
I think they picked me for my motivational skills. Everyone always says they have to work twice as hard when I’m around!
Even people who are good for nothing can bring smile on your face, when pushed down the stairs...
An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a cop. "Ma'am, I'm not going to ticket you, but I.
There's this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery. One Sunday, at the pulpit, he said, "If I hear one more person confess to adultery, I'll quit!" Well, everyone liked him, so they came up with...