Did you hear about the shepherd who drove his sheep through town? He was given a ticket for making a ewe turn.
Two natural gas company service personnel, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out checking meters in a suburban neighborhood. They parked their truck at the end of.
"What doesn't kill you gives you a set of unhealthy coping mechanisms and a dark sense of humor."
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed them that in order to get into Heaven, they would each have to answer one question. St. Peter addressed the teacher and asked, "What was the name...
THANKS TO YOU I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I forward an e-mail to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes.
One day Adam's teacher told the class that everyone must find out a moral for the next day's class. One boy came in and said, "Don't count your chickens before.
''Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.”
After going out with his girlfriend for a month, Dave decided he wanted to sleep with her. Unfortunately he still had to share a room with his 9 year old.
Their first daughter was born with a silver spoon in her mouth. Now they’re hoping for triplets so they can have a whole set.
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. The next week the man realized that he would need his wife to wake him at 5am for an early flight to Sydney. Not wanting to be...