"Good luck, Mr. Gorsky"
By It seems when Apollo Mission Astronaut, Neil Armstrong first
walked on the moon, he not only gave his famous “One small Step
for Man, One Giant Leap for Mankind” statement, but followed it
by several remarks — usual communication traffic between him,
the other astronauts and mission control. Before he reentered
the lander, he made the enigmatic remark “Good luck, Mr. Gorsky.”
Many people at NASA thought it was a casual remark concerning
some rival Soviet Cosmounaut. However, upon checking, there was
no Gorsky in either the Russian or American space programs.
Over the years many people have questioned as to what the “Good
luck, Mr. Gorsky” statement meant. A few months ago, (Jul 05
Tampa Bay, Fl), while anwering questions following a speech, a
reporter brought up the 26 year old question. He finally
responded.
It seems that Mr. Gorsky had finally died so Niel Armstrong felt
he could answer the question.
When he was a kid, he was playing baseball with his brother in
the backyard. His brother hit a fly ball which landed in front
of his neighbors bedroom window. His neighbors were Mr. and Mrs.
Gorksy. As Neil leaned down to pick it up, he heard Mrs. Gorsky
shouting at Mr. Gorsky.
“Oral sex! It’s oral sex you want? You’ll get oral sex when the
kid next door walks on the moon!”