Flower show

Two old men are sitting outside the town hall, where a flower show is in progress.

One complains, “Cripes, life is boring. We never have any fun! For $5, I’ll streak naked through the flower show!”

“You’re on!” the other geriatric says.

The first old man fumbles out of his clothes and streaks through the hall.

Waiting outside, his friend hears a commotion inside, followed by applause.

Then the naked old man bursts through the door, surrounded by a cheering crowd. “How did it go?” asks the friend.

“Great!” says the wrinkled streaker. “I won first prize for dried arrangement!”

Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Calamjo