Ebonic Medical Dictionary

ARTERY. . . . . . . . .THE STUDY OF PAINTINGS
BACTERIA. . . . . . . .BACK DOOR OF A CAFETERIA
BARIUM. . . . . . . . .WHAT DOCTORS DO WHEN A PATIENT DIES
BOWEL. . . . . . . . .A LETTER LIKE A, E, I, O, OR U
CESAREAN SECTION. . . .A NEIGHBORHOOK IN ROME
CAT SCAN. . . . . . . .SEARCHING FOR A KITTY
CAUTERIZE. . . . . . .HAD EYE CONTACT WITH HER
COLIC. . . . . . . . .A SHEEP DOG
COMA. . . . . . . . .A PUNCTUATION MARK
D & C. . . . . . . . .WHERE WASHINGTON IS
DILATE. . . . . . . .TO LIVE LONG
ENEMA. . . . . . . . .NOTA FRIEND
FESTER. . . . . . . . .QUICKER
FIBULA. . . . . . . . .A SMALL LIE
GENITAL. . . . . . . .NOT A JEW
G. I. SERIES. . . . .A SOLDIER’S BALL GAME
HANGNAIL. . . . . . . .COAT HOOK
IMPOTENT. . . . . . . .DISTINGUISHED, WELL KNOWN
LABOR PAIN. . . . . . .GETTING HURT AT WORK
MEDICAL STAFF. . . . .A DOCTOR’S CANE
MORBID. . . . . . . . .A HIGHER OFFER
NITRATES. . . . . . . .CHEAPER THAN DAY RATES
NODE. . . . . . . . . .WAS AWARE OF
OUTPATIENT. . . . . . .A PERSON WHO HAS FAINTED
PAP SMEAR. . . . . . .A FATHERHOOD TEST
PELVIS. . . . . . . . A COUSIN TO ELVIS
POST OPERATIVE. . . . .LETTER CARRIER
RECOVERY ROOM. . . . . .PLACE TO DO UPHOLSTERY
RECTUM. . . . . . . . .DAMN NEAR KILLED ‘EM
SECRETION. . . . . . .HIDING SOMETHING
SEIZURE. . . . . . . .ROMAN EMPEROR
TABLET. . . . . . . . .SMALL TABLE
TERMINAL ILLNESS. . . . .GETTING SICK AT THE AIRPORT
ULTRASOUND. . . . . . . .VERY GOOD MUSIC
URINE. . . . . . . . . .OPPOSITE OF “YOU’RE OUT”
VARICOSE. . . . . . . .NEAR BY
VEIN. . . . . . . . . .CONCEITED