Declaration of Independence

This teacher had a little boy in her class who really struggled to learn.

One day she asked him who signed the Declaration of Independence, but of course the boy didn’t know.

Hoping she would care to learn, she asked him every day for a week, but still he couldn’t give the right answer.

Finally, in desperation, she called the boy’s father to come and see her. When he arrived, she said to him, “Your boy won’t tell me who signed the Declaration of Independence.”

The father turned to his son and said, “Johnny, if you signed that thing, why don’t you just admit it so we can get out of here?”